ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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