the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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