member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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