i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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