On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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