Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
How naked do you want me to be?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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