Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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