McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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