porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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