do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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