The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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