There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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