is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
PANTIES FOUND
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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