David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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