GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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