with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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