Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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