Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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