She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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