That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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