I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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