I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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