I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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