I saw his package. It spoke to me.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Someone signed my nipple.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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