Non-Jews are for practice
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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