I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Randomize
