some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Two words: nipple clamps
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