READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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