O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize
