Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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