I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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