I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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