k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
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I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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