i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
