Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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