I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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