he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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