The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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