Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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