Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
