i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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