college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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