we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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