no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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