SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
