cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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