tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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