bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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