please come you make the beer taste better
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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