I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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