i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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