He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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