Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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