jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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