You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
two words...techno handjob
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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