The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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